Hello you dirty dogs. I was gone because I was busy receiving two master's degrees *two tiny diplomas drop out of my sleeves into my big jester hands and you feast your eyes*

two very similar porcelain faced softbody clowns

I'm not giving you too many details because daddy's not trying to get doxxed but trust that I'm extremely qualified to work in a library and touch Very Old Things then talk about those things with the Public.

I also have more filth and garbage in my online store now, on the off chance you are nasty enough to handle my Animal Crossing Rodney erotica. It's only five dollars, which I'd say is a bargain. AI could *never* make tsundere Rodney content of this caliber.

a zine featuring Rodney, a teal hamster from Animal Crossing, on the cover