Clown sugar

NEW RULES FOR MEN (and other nasty perverts):

  1. I am not selling foot pics unless I say I am
  2. If you're imagining my feet and rotating them in your mind you owe me thirty dollars, payable via check, Venmo, or on the astral plane
  3. Do Not ask me a question
  4. Do not address me directly unless approached first
  5. Keep your palms flat because I WILL Bite
  6. If you want to throw money at me you can do so by buying the clowns on my eBay wishlist and never speaking to me
close up of a saucy looking porcelain faced clown