The anonymous girlboss at Job One is back at it. When the big hands jester, Big Daddy Beastfighter, yours truly right here arrived at work yesterday, ALL of the old signs were gone. In their place? An entire unit of new signs demanding the kitchen become and remain clean At Once!

a passive aggressive sign encouraging viewers to clean up, taped to a hand towel dispenser a passive aggressive sign encouraging viewers to clean up, taped to a soap dispenser a printed out meme of Dwight from the office taped to a wall encouraging viewers to clean the kitchen a group of flavored creamers sits next to a shiny kettle a my face when meme that has been printed out and taped to a wall the pedestal of a keurig with a star shaped drainage hole

Efforts to document Normal days have also continued and I am putting some miles on that D I G I C A M

a mosaic that says DRUGS WORK a tunnel under a bridge the pillars under a bridge

This is one specific place I go to pretend I'm somewhere else, maybe Michigan or West Virginia. It feels Old and Green enough to be Not Where I Am for a few minutes. Quiet! I am Elsewhere!