Hello freaks
I spotted a new electrical pole on my morning walk and it made me feel like an Animal Crossing villager watching someone else manipulate the environment around me. The wood looked freshly cut (or at least more freshly cut than any pole wood I'm used to seeing) and it was surrounded by a mound of dirt as if it had just sprouted. I thought about climbing it then I thought about how many and how large the splinters would be. I wish Rodney would attempt to climb the poles I've been installing on my island. I imagine him trying to cling on with his stumpy arms and struggling to make it a single centimeter off the ground.
In other news, methinks a new acquisition at a low, low price may be in my near future:
