Back to school special

Today I am here to give you my tips on how I trick people into hiring me and giving me good grades. Think of this as a sort of back to school special.

  1. You can be filthy but you should cover it up with a little hat
  2. Look like you're writing or just on the verge of having an idea at all times
  3. Do NOT let anybody see what you're drawing in your notebook
  4. It can be erotica of Rodney if you wish as long as you look really busy
  5. But, and I repeat this, do NOT let anyone see
  6. Get really good at doing one hair or makeup style that laypeople assume takes a lot of time really quickly
  7. You can pick anything but red lipstick or cateye liner are both good ones
  8. Everyone will think you are so put together and they will never suspect you are drawing Rodney erotica in your notebook and have no idea what's going on

Mid-post clown interlude

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Clown interlude over

Speaking of Rodney, happy Animal Crossing update day to you all.

a still from Emerald Fennell's adaptation of Wuthering Heights where Margot Robbie as Cathy wears a wide-brimmed straw hat and eats a massive strawberry

Now, on to some of my opinions on the upcoming Wuthering Heights film adaptation. I watched the full trailer just for this, and I have to say, that shit was straight up unwashed ass. I had low expectations going in, given I mainly know Emerald Fennell for her reheated Great Value brand knockoff of The Talented Mr. Ripley where that Irish man with the hooded eyes fucks the ground. I was willing to give this new mess a chance after hearing some of the Charli XCX soundtrack and seeing a still with the big strawberries (blinded by the berries), but the second I saw "love story" and witnessed White Heathcliff in motion? IN THE BIN.

Also, speaking of Wuthering Heights, my sister and I book clubbed it two years ago. After that, we watched the 1939 adaptation together while we ate fish sticks and curly fries from the Dollar General, an entree we still call "the Heathcliff Special".